The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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