Please, let me fuck your mom
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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