May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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