just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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