covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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