gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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