just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
They took my balls.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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