if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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