I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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