they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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