if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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