I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that