At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.