It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday