one might say we're banned from that church
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?