I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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