I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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