I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he wants to bone in the snuggie
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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