is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I can text with my tongue
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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