the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i out mim tonsoeep
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