Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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