your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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