All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
