absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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