Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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