is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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