normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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