Buhtt sex?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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