Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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