Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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