I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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