note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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