I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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