I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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