porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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