covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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