So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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