return my video game
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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