do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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