He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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