You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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