i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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