I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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