Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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