Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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