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Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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