So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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