Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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