A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
i think my cat just said my name.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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