Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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