It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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