may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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