He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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