Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
