Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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