white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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