i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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